I can’t even describe the awesome scene at Universal tonight. Hate to see it go, but I’m glad I made it to the final boat tour at Jaws.
I can’t even describe the awesome scene at Universal tonight. Hate to see it go, but I’m glad I made it to the final boat tour at Jaws.
The ONLY possible explanation for a sound in the woods at night is a ‘squatch. I love that kind of optimism!
#FindingBigfoot
…don’t get me wrong, @rustyrockets is my homeboy and all, but I’m making a move on Katy Perry the first chance I get.
#WhatIGotForChristmas :
Fatter
My Christmas wish this year is for all of my friends and family to have a safe and happy holiday season. And everyone else… fuck ‘em.
Why didn’t they let any white people attend the Air Jordan riots? How rude!
There’s still 10 days left if anyone wants to be my December girlfriend. I have cookies!
Hey, people that slap the water at SeaWorld: that dolphin is smarter than you. All you’re doing is looking dumb and getting your hand wet.
Ah, those three little words everyone loves to hear this time of year… Artificial bacon flavoring!
Nick’s Dating Tips! If you’re having trouble meeting anything other than Asian girls, you’re probably just looking in the Wong places.
Michael Jordan spent his 7th season winning his first ring, not whining to be traded to the Nets. #ThingsMoneyCanGetYou : Dwight Howard
Spoiler Alert: Legolas Greenleaf is the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner!!
The Lakers are more interested in Kris Humphries than Kim Kardashian ever was. No, I’m just joking, Kris. They don’t want you either. #NBA
The tree is up. Looks like shit.
What’s a great feeling? When you start dating a girl, you spend all day together, she leaves for the night and then you let out that fart.
